A year ago I watched that enviro doco called ‘Earth’ (retitled ‘home’ here because it’s easier to say) and the only thing I had to say to my then desk-sharing co-worker, a chap from perth, was that “Those polar bears are fucked”. And so I was pleased to read in the news recently that Polar Bears inc. have begun the process of a merger with Grizzly Bears Pty Ltd. Sex they, ‘Ladies and Gentleman, we give you _The Grolar Bear_. I love it! If only for sections of the animal kingdom could demonstrate the forward-thinking attitudes of these mamals. I even like the name. So much better than the Pizzly bear.