I wrote to the APRAs and said,
YA I’M COMING
AND I WANT TO BRING FIVE MATES SO BE PREPARED.
BE VERY PREPARED
They replied saying, “Bring it on!”.
I guess the other [first name] [last name] will get a nasty surprise when APRA INCORPORATED rings up demanding to know why he didn’t show.
Mental note: short science fiction story where a man is split in two–one gets the email address, one gets the phone number.