What was once here is now gone. Yet we durst not say you why. Tarry not here for a day or three. Thither! Go thither, yon goodly reader!

“Do you like animals?” “Oh, no.” “Why is that?” “Eh?” “Why?” “Too many legs. People have two legs. But ah … horses and cows have many legs. I don’t think it’s good.” * * * I am flying out of…

Chon gi chon chon gi chon chon gi chon chon chon cha chon chon chon cha chon chon cha-chigga cha-chigga cha-chon chon chon gi chon chon gi chon chongy chongy Chon gi chon we walked along on a day rather…

Okay, this is the last thing I will mention about Japan. I don’t know that I ever got around to saying how bad I thought Lonely Planet guide books are but that was my conclusion. They’re not fun anymore. They’re…