Ironing task is averse nature National Starches take mountains from your shirt And keep flat so you can make rice fields Rice is starchy. Starch makes rice. Both is good National Starch satisfies you when fruit and coconut don’t.

I never wanted to start littering this site with these video-window link things but I’ll make an exception this one time because it’s me, playing with my dolls.

I haven’t mentioned China yet. There’s nothing sinister behind it, apart from the gruesomeness that is Lazy. Some things that I remember: M-dash-dash, my good woman-friend who I went there to visit, and I, were walking down a narrow backalley…