cowboy music for my cowboy heart


I don’t understand MSG. What is it? Is there really people out there in the kitchen with manic grins and spooning stuff out of a big tin labelled MSG, saying, “Cor, ooryeah this’ll do the trick!”.

I mean, how does it get in the food?

I have a bad finger. It has a bandage on it. I was just in the shower feeling really stupid because I had a plastic bag on my hand. Call me Mr.Baghand.