Did I ever mention the time that I got blasted into outerspace? I did and said something so unmentionable, something so offensive to some of the most influential governments on earth that exiled me lock stock n barrel. And no,…

Steam. Ah, steam. Steam is involved in two of my favourite domestic activities; brewing coffee and ironing clothes.

Wouldn’t it be nice if Air Gorilla was an actual airline and not just a booking agency. Maybe I wouldn’t fly them but I’d definitely like to head advertising for them.

Sometimes I wonder whether it is not a good idea to trust the internet as a mystical force. Above is the title of a spam mail I just got. Very few spam get through to viewing but this did. It…

I was in a supermarket a week back and saw a jar of gerkins. On the label was, “sweet midget gerkins”. Is it abuse of my position to get my class to write a 100 word story or poem with…

Ah you know this happens every once in a while. Things get bent out of shape. Things get off the rails. It was pretty likely that I was going to like Amon Tobin’s new album. The CD arrived in the…

It was snowing again today. A temporary plunge back into winter. The sunnybreaks enterprise has also been blanco-loco due to wirdpress flakiness. Our humblest apologies. I have started working again this week. It’s way better than the last job. WFMU…

Amon Tobin has a new album coming out monday I just found out.