3 things in a kfc

* I saw Osama Bin Laden.
He was going to the bathroom.

* An old hobo came in, sat down at a table, took his ear muffs off (it’s not that cold yet) and proceeded to eat a small packet of dried biscuits. Like in the West, the manager kicked him out. He squarked exactly like Dita the hobo in geelong west.

* There was a lightbulb above my head. It was switched on. When I got up to leave I hit my head on it and glass went everywhere. I don’t know if I should take this as some sort of concrete metaphor or not…