parakeet incinerate

Just last night I was thinking that the next time my internet goes kaput I’d use it as an excuse to try out this new place that opened up, called ‘Lord of the PC Bangs’ and there’s a picture of gandalf. So I’m assuming its not reffing lord of the flies. Man was that a dumb book or what — what was it about?
It’s been several months since I’ve been to a pc room and the kids are still here playing that swearing basketball game etc. There’s still plenty of cigarette smoke but the air con’s on high to dissipate it a bit.