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June 12th, 2005

I’m glad I didn’t actually pay money to see that stupid star wars movie. A buddy had a pirate dvd. It had numbers running across the top which partly obscured things. Nevertheless, this didn’t stop me from concluding that it was what we in Brectian circles of cinematic device-ology call, “fucken shit”. I have two possible thoeries: i. George Lucas died after making the original three movies and some 12yo kid made the more recent three. ii. George Lucas didn’t create the first three.
Lending weight to the former theory – the kid got fed up by the time the last one had to be made, and so just cut and pasted everything from the others — dialogue, scene structure, you name it. There was nothing new in it.