the East Sea tourists love this stuff

Apropos of the last post, here is a brief history of korean culinary customs, as understood by Team Sunny Breaks. Metal chopsticks instead of wood: One day a man came to visit the king to talk to him about insurance.…

I don’t exactly relish bus travel, but I still find it impressive that there’s buses running from everytown to every-othertown, every 5mins. This travelator is a neat thing for sorting yr shit out. I just wish they had toilets. Ten…

It’s enough to make yer puke innit?. I’m having something of a pleasure overload because I just found out I have the next three days off due to mid-term exams. Not being told these things earlier is now the most…

At 7:55 everymorning I sit down at my little table for two, munch on a piece of toast, sip some instant copy and look out the window — across the way at the Doosan. It’s a Kubrick style monolith. It’s…

– The Worsley Institute of Blu-Tack Art – some dreams There was some thing on the radio tonight about shaun ryder, happy mondays, black grape – and I missed it. The other day I was googling him and found that…

Back a year or two when drum n’ bass was normalised and used by (the ad agencies working for) corporates like McDonalds et al. it made me wonder why someone didn’t use something a bit more thumping. Well, the answer’s…

So last Monday in the cafeteria I ended up sitting opposite miss yu — she’s hot! I says, yo doo! so how come you didn’t get to the flower festival with us yesterday? “Churchy” she says. This is one of…

S.Breaks has reached that level of indexability that amusing requests are arriving: this here’s a story for all the fellas trynna do what them ladies tell us. —hold on a sec, let me spit me baccy out am i the…

Okay so there’s not boys at the school afterall, it’s the table-tennis team. It’s just that the other 99% of girls look so girly and the table-tennis team all have bowl haircuts and always wear tracksuits. One of them was…