- because I can’t get the jig out of my toes, o bookmark these people because maybe they have a jiggin’ troupe. I bought some altec lansing speakers yesterday, plugged them in and immediately started to feel sanity returning at…

Phrasebook section: dating and romance, subsection: classic rejections – “I’m sorry but I’d rather not.” – “I’m here with my boyfriend/girlfriend.” – “Stop hassling me.” – “Excuse me, I have to go now.” – “I’m not interested.” – “I think,…

I moved into the apartment yesterday. It was pretty tough going, a few pieces of unfamiliar furniture and no guidance I could’ve tried to make it feel like a keroaucky beat moment but the whiteness of the flouro and energy-saver…

[Props to ToeKnee of The Horse’s Mouth for resizing this shot for me since I can’t get me lappy to the net at the moment.] The mascot for the cops here is that happy little character and in some ways…

Even if they are thinking dogs? I met the school’s founder today – he really is old – maybe 400. His tongue was waving about and doing involuntary things, his eyes had that white-filmy cataract look and his slacks hung…

Linguistics is blowing my head out. It’d probably be good for every whitey/western kid be made to learn a non-romanised alphabet. I had a go at figuring some hangul out today but it’s disheartening to swap a word back and…

Pretty much all of the temporary whitey teachers from the camp have cleared out now. Frank from SF split the other day and Rectangle went to do some WOOFing today, although she’ll be back and will also be in eeetch-on…

As far as this whole writing stuff online thing goes, one of my main inspirations over the last 14 months or so has been Zellar of Open All Night. He’s just moved virtual working locations to Yo Ivanhoe!. I hope…

Once upon a time there was a battery operated man. He had several batteries in him, which would drain to their own schedules. He could recharge easy enough through any normal power outlet, although, he was from a different place…

ice, ice chicken You know you’re firmly wedged in the twilight zone when you show up for a job interview and the first thing the interviewers say is ‘you are very handsome’ — especially when you’re me. That was by…