yak’s tips for safer, happier festivities

Well, it’s Christmas next week so here’s some things to remember:

– To prevent a Christmas tree fire, select a fresh tree.

– When encountering a reindeer, do not raise your arms over your head.

– If you cannot extricate the person from the chimney, call the fire department for assistance.

– To catch a fish without a rod, make a net out of a forked sapling and a t-shirt.

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