yak’s tips for safer, happier festivities
November 30th, 2004
Well, it’s Christmas next week so here’s some things to remember: – To prevent a Christmas tree fire, select a fresh tree. – When encountering a reindeer, do not raise your arms over your head. – If you cannot extricate the person from the chimney, call the fire department for assistance. – To catch a fish without a rod, make a net out of a forked sapling and a t-shirt.
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