Well, it’s Christmas next week so here’s some things to remember: – To prevent a Christmas tree fire, select a fresh tree. – When encountering a reindeer, do not raise your arms over your head. – If you cannot extricate…
Monthly Archives: November 2004
The candle that burns twice as bright…
Of late, seeing someone follow the web-search string of my real name to this website is enough to have me breaking a too-cold sweat. Him n’ me have diverged to a point where it’s hard to say what would happen…
Posted in local and/or general
funk seoul bruvva
Once at the Apollo Bay music festival I saw Australian comedian, Dave Hughes, do his stand up bit about unemployment and being on the dole and how he put Coles and Safeway on his form every week. I could really…
Posted in local and/or general
johnny howard’s surf team
You must tell us if any of these things below happened in the period Wednesday 10 November 2004 to Tuesday 23 November 2004. Accomodation and Rent · You bought the farm. · You started living on a houseboat in downtown…
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IN YOR OPINION ABOUT SHIRT, JEANS, SHORT HOW YOU WILL WASH AND/OR IRON THEM?
It just occurred to me that one of the reasons I’m quiet is that I dislike saying the same thing more than once. There’s huge spaces in my head that fill up with check-boxes of who I’ve told what to,…
Posted in local and/or general
Something pt.nothing
The Scorpio detective agency company car is a black Leyland P76 with the likeness of a scorpion roughly stenciled in red onto the front-door panels. Digby and Dexter Poindexter are in it. Digby is driving and Dex is talking: DP:—I…
Posted in jammin it up on downtown freebase conexn
a pitch and a swing and a miss
Lately these one-trick ponies have been croppping up and I’m feeling a bit incensed about it all. These people somehow get themselves into position of making good money via creative pursuits but get away with reusing the same idea over.…
Posted in consumption and other diseases
nurse!
You know what my idea of a good performance piece would be? An orchestra or 400 people with hands cupped to armpit. I don’t know what they’d play, I haven’t worked that bit out yet. Curtsey of the liberry I…
Posted in consumption and other diseases
Aw heck, Dick, I don’t give a rip about that. I’ve got a family of hamsters to look after.
Forget yr tv Idols. Infact, kill yr idols. Drive an expressway through thr skull. And check out the pop stylin’s of The Bell Sisters, circa 1950s. I partucularly recommend d/loading and listening to their first smash hit, ‘Bermuda’ — it’s…
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acumulated notes
There was this French movie with either Jean Reno or Gerard Depp-ar-dew in it, I can’t remember which. It was probably the ‘inspiration’ for the Highlander movies. Because Jean or Gerard was a medeval knight who’d been transported the the…
Posted in multigrain
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