machine is bored with love

… Buys a train set, gets ALL the trains and coaches and freights and stuff, name them after your favorite characters, go to bed… soon you’ll have dreams about your trains coming to life and doing the race… and you’re only eight years old and you dream of trains having sex and stuff like that… oO
… You go to the skating rink, you’re so hyper and you want them to play a good song. You make requests but they don’t play THAT music… so whenever they pop in Shitney Spears, you blow them off, run into the middle of the ring where everyone is dancing, and start doing LATEOTT dance… and oddly enough the dance goes with the music… NEVER DO THIS! THEY’LL SEND THE POLICE AFTER YOU AND KICK YOU OUT!…

… When you are given an essay about the history of trains, you find yourself slowly and gradually changing that first Steam Train into Hoffa, making him meet up with a Sleeping Car, the two give birth to a little Steamer called Derwent and a stupid freight called Miles. Then you introduce new characters as you go along, including Gavin when the Diesel trains were made, Nintendo when the Bullet train was made, and Bobo, the 120 MPH Sudest! You name every character and their orgin, even CB’s, even though you stated the original CB looked like a cheap Akon MP3player Mario from Super Mario Brothers. Then you get into Race Night, how Derwent goes to enter the race to prove himself to Mini, a nice and new (and a little byatch) Observation car in need of a good humping. Of course you introduce the new train, Caramel, the AC-DC Train of the Future (imagine me explaining what AC-DC meant) and his five ultra cute and ultra sexy components. In a nutshell you’re telling him the whole story of your dreams and a pack of lies. So he read your essay and just DIES laughing… because he actually KNOWS what you’re talking about! *that was the only reason why I didn’t get suspended for mention sex and ac-dc trains in a school essay*. You fail the test, but you have a new friend, right? …
… Jumps into your skates, run outsides, and start screaming when a diesel train rolls by, singing about a stupid stuck up Diesel train. They’ll stop the train and ask if there’s a leak of gas or soemthing and if it’s intoxicating your brain…
… Gets skates on and skate up and down the road, screaming about your boyfriend ‘lacks the apparatus (sp)’ after you break up with him….

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