airline pilot
May 6th, 2004
Pros: – unlimited supply of hotel mini-soaps and sewing kits – cool hat – get to boss around co-pilot – Flying High II – chance to sate radio DJ aspirations via in-flight announcement system – can blame all abnormal behaviour on occupational stress – those things practically fly themselves these days
Cons: – get bossed around by air traffic controller – that ‘screechy’ sound tyres make when landing – that ‘scrapy’ sound fuselage makes when tyres fail to deploy – running out of petrol – not a strong swimmer – being a vegetarian makes resorting to cannabalism extra hard – skyjacking: generalised perception of perps is that they’re not known for their personal hygene—compounded by confined space. (Nb. could be false assumption) – get called ‘glorified bus driver’ by people
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