Monthly Archives: March 2004

Slotter’s choice awards 2004

I was going to wait til I’d been doing the job a year until I wrote this, but hopefully i won’t be doing it that long. I will only say that this refers to the local main drag. To mention

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ninjawalk

Ug. now my stats counter thing isn’t working. I look at that thing all the time. I feel lost. Maybe it’s for the best. Two things I saw at D/blog: Noam ‘Chompers’ Chomsky has a weblog! Also, this has to

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answers to burning questions

Are hot-x buns okay with choc-chips? Well, I heard a voice in my head and it was Jesus. He said they were fine by him and then he dared me to let down the tyres of a bright yellow 4WD

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500 Suns

Jump in the time-machine and let’s do some serious shoe-inspection. A big page of Slowdive tracks. If you like music where they play one chord, then change to another chord, then go back to the first, then back to the

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seeing a few friends off at the port

7:47am stools: … of course all this came after she launched the posthuman gardening/lifestyle show. And the mayotherapy clinic franchise— me: Which was…? I’m sorry I’ve forgotten. stools: You get in a bath-tub of mayonaise. me: That’s right.     Y’know I

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Hey don’t look at me, blame the Sigmeister

It took over two years to get around to the good stuff — Freud. In hindsight, maybe I should’ve just bought a book of his and taken the travel agent job instead. Sitcoms, soap operas – infact all kinds of

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quick notes from a paper delivery boy

- I have a theory that people who work in chronically smelly places tend to increase in mass, perhaps in some response to the bad air. I’m talking about places like fish shops, Subway. – I’ve got a lot of

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Community Service Announcement #1

How to take out the back seats in a cadillac? Dear cadillac owner, I’m of the opinion that there’s no hard and fast rules on this matter. My advice is to employ some of that good old fashioned intuition that

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don’t tell her I told you but…

It’s funny how the sentence component “… or I’ll kill you.” has slipped into workaday conversational english, eg. “Give me a piece of gum or I’ll kill you”. I lost a unit guide, which is 8 or 10 photocopied pages

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I have a problem

I was out at the institution and had several hours hangtime between reasons to be there, so tried to make it productive by going to the library. So there I was, down in … periodicals, attempting to get some reading

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