I accidentally swallowed a blood plum stone. Now a plum tree will grow in me. They’ll never let me on the bus like that.
From the comments in this funny little article at K5;
“Blogs are like porn sites
There are a whole bunch of ’em, but most of them are crap. More than half of them straight out steal their stuff from other sites. A few are so disturbing it’s just hard to even look, but like a really bad accident, you can’t look away either. Every once in a while though, you find a really good one and everything just falls into place.