golden showers

While waiting for the bus this arvo I got around to reading the article on urine therapy in this month’s Nexus. They’ve extracted the article; it’s here. The idea is you drink a little of your own piss once in a while and this is really good for you. As interesting as it sounds I couldn’t help but think of that monty python bit about, `you are like a golden shaft of bat’s piss surrounded in darkness’ … I can’t remember exactly how it goes though.
Whatever the case, if I ever give it a go, I’ll tell yas. The little thing that bugged me was how it `recommended’ that for it to be really worth it you should cut out all the other bad things — smoking (that one applies to me) fried foods (again) sugar (kinda) cold drinks (????) spices, refined foods, meat, alcohol and other recreational drugs.
At that point it gets a bit like the stone in the soup pot, and of course your piss is going to be a shining example of health.
Worth a google if you’re really innerested. T’is also known as Shivambu Shastra.
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yak’s Handy Everyday Living Tips #14:
If you happen to find your self with a Boa Constrictor wrapped around your neck, and it just doesn’t want to let go, Simply duck into the bathroom, get the shower running at a nice warm temperature(but not too hot! You don’t want to burn yourself or that charmin’ reptile). Stand under it for a couple of minutes, this will relax the grip; and – “ahhh!” – feel that circulation return to your old noggin.

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However you like. :^)
Preferable do it somewere that has good drainage.

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